MONEY QUIPS

1. My Wallet is like an Onion - Opening it makes me Cry

2. I'd like to live like a Poor man - Only with lots of Money

3. I always Dream of becoming a millionaire like my Uncle - He's Dreaming too

4. I always intended to Pay for my sins - But I could never Afford it

5. Saving is a very Fine thing - Especially when your Parents have done it for You

6. I wish my Wallet came with Free refills

7. It's easy to Meet expenses -  everywhere I go, they Are there

8. I'm a Nillionaire - I've little to No Money

9. The Quickest way to Double your money - Fold it and Put it back in your pocket

10. I'm one step away from being Rich - All I need now is Money

11. I hate Maths - But I love counting Money

12. The only Exercise I've done this month - Running out of Money